15 Days of Tony/Ziva | Day #11: Favorite Season 5 Scene
Ziva: You’re googling. Again.
Tony: A book. How McGee-ish of you.
Ziva: You’re in my sun.
Tony: You’ll thank me later. Come on. Let’s go.
Ziva: If you value that hand I suggest you back away… slowly. I’m not going anywhere.
Tony: The Director gave us a day off.
Ziva: Yes, and she could just as easily change her mind. We need to stay close to home base. Just in case.
Tony: We have cell phones, Ziva, if she needs to get in touch with us, she’ll call us.
Ziva: What do you have in mind?
Tony: A cruise down Sunset Boulevard. Against All Odds. Jeff Bridges, Jimmy Woods.
Ziva: You do not have a car, Tony.
[Tony raises his eyebrows]
-NCIS 5x18 “Judgment Day- Part I”
15 Days of Tony/Ziva | Day #10: Favorite Season 4 Scene
Ziva: Was no secret he was writing about us.
Tony: Oh, come on, it’s not about us. I mean the whole part about Lisa and her broken heart?
Ziva: And the memento she keeps from a relationship that never had a chance to happen?
Tony: Yeah. Where’s he gettin’ that? Or the scene between Lisa and Tommy where they pour out their hearts to each other and spill their secrets?
Ziva: When he tries to explain the profound nature of his identity crisis?
Tony: Yeah, I mean, the hidden struggle between who he is and what he’s becoming? I don’t even know what that is.
Ziva: Yeah, totally unrealistic.
Tony: Would never happen.
-NCIS 4x20 “Cover Story”
15 Days of Tony/Ziva | Day #9: Favorite Season 3 Scene
Tony: Hey, listen, if this thing goes off, I just want you to know…
Ziva: This is not your fault, I know.
Tony: Uh, no, I was going say… your life would have had more meaning if you’d slept with me.
Ziva: If you had anything else on your mind, perhaps I would have.
Ziva: Um, no.
-NCIS 3x12 “Boxed In”
15 Days of Tony/Ziva | Day #8: A scene that made you convinced another character ships them, too.
Tony: Oh my God! Ziva! Shhh.
[Ziva stops, then continues to snore]
Tony: Come on, you’re killin’ me here! SOPHIE!
Tony: Nothing, I thought I heard something. Crazy chick.
Ziva: I heard that, my little hairy butt.
-NCIS 3x08 “Under Covers”
15 Days of Tony/Ziva | Day #7: A scene that made you incredibly happy.
Tony: Merry Christmas, Dolores. I got this for you. I looked in your personnel file… which is legal, ‘cause I have that security clearance. But I saw that when you were eight years old, all the little girls in your neighborhood, they all got this incredible doll, the-the Knee-High Cherry Pie doll. And you didn’t get one. Uh, I guess Santa didn’t make enough that year, so… I got this for you.
-NCIS 7x10 “Faith”
15 Days of Tony/Ziva | Day #5: Favorite Tony quote to or about Ziva
Ziva: Tony, why are you here?
Tony: Couldn’t live without you, I guess.
-NCIS 7x01 “Truth or Consequences”
15 Days of Tony/Ziva | Day #4: Favorite Ziva quote to or about Tony
Ziva: Look, you are not crazy, okay? You are just… growing up. And some lessons are more painful as we grow older, when the stakes are higher. But, you need to find balance. And yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, you need to to treat people more respectfully, especially when it comes to matters of the heart. But you need to be who you are.
Tony: Who am I?
Ziva: You are Tony DiNozzo, the class clown. And that is why we love you.
-NCIS 8x10 “False Witness”
15 Days of Tony/Ziva | Day #3: Favorite Tony scene
Tony: You know what happened to the kitty cat who got too curious? Don’t make me break out my Jack, cause I will… We even have a case? We already got the guy. What are we doing? What did we miss? What’s happening? My fingers are fing-ing. Hmm.
-NCIS 5x10 “Corporal Punishment”