Rory: “Satanic forces are at work here.” Mom.
Lorelai: What?
Rory: What? We can not write that in here. Here. “Sat and forever am at work here.”
Lorelai: That doesn’t make any sense.
Rory: It doesn’t invoke the Dark Prince, so I think it’s preferable.
- Gilmore Girls 2x07 “Like Mother, Like Daughter”
My Top 10 Gilmore Girls episodes- in no particular order
Season 4, Episode 20: Luke Can See Her Face
Rory: Hello?
Lorelai: They know.
Rory: Who knows?
Lorelai: The cats — they know that I’ve broken up with Jason and that I’m alone and they’ve decided it’s time for me to become a crazy cat lady.
Rory: What are you talking about?
Lorelai: There’s a cat on my doorstep.
Rory: Well, that’s better than a bun in your oven.
My Top 10 Gilmore Girls episodes- in no particular order
Season 2, Episode 13: A-Tisket, A-Tasket
Jess: The person who buys the basket wins the company of the person who makes the basket for lunch. Basket, basket maker, guy who didn’t bring enough money.
Dean: You think this is funny.
Jess: Well, it’s no Lenny Bruce routine but it has its moments.
My Top 10 Gilmore Girls episodes- in no particular order
Season 4, Episode 5: The Fundamental Things Apply
Luke: Stop doing that.
Lorelai: Shh, no talking.
Luke: Then stop doing that.
Lorelai: Doing what?
Luke: Looking at me.
Lorelai: Vain party, table for one.
Luke: You know what I mean. You’re watching me watch the movie. It’s creepy.
Lorelai: I enjoy watching people watch certain parts of certain movies.
Luke: But you look over just before something big happens, so I always know something’s coming.
Lorelai: Oh, I do?
Luke: You did it just before Humphrey Bogart saw Ingrid Bergman for the first time.
Lorelai: Well, she’s the costar. You knew something was coming.
My Top 10 Gilmore Girls episodes- in no particular order
Season 4, Episode 22: Raincoats and Recipes
Lorelai: No hustle, no hora. It was a slow dance — a waltz. Luke can waltz.
Rory: Luke can waltz?!
Lorelai: Luke can waltz.
Rory: Look how you just said, “Luke can waltz.”
Lorelai: What, I’m just saying, I’m surprised that Luke can waltz.
Rory: That sounded more like, “I’m surprised I still have my clothes on.”
Lorelai: Oh, stop.
