if you don’t love Ron Fucking Swanson you are wrong.
“I can speak in complete sentences, and I won’t cry.”

RON: I’m hungry.
LESLIE: Okay, well, don’t be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.
RON: I ate it already.
LESLIE: What?
RON: I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car. And now it’s gone, and I hate everything.Parks and Recreation 2x20, Summer Catalog