if you don’t love Ron Fucking Swanson you are wrong.
“I can speak in complete sentences, and I won’t cry.”
Rounding up the team - so exciting!
- Parks and Recreation 3x01: Go Big Or Go Home
RON: I’m hungry.
LESLIE: Okay, well, don’t be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.
RON: I ate it already.
RON: I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car. And now it’s gone, and I hate everything.
Parks and Recreation 2x20, Summer Catalog