Casey: Hey, did you catch the stats in the Philadelphia-Anaheim game?
Natalie: Can you believe it?
Casey: 179 penalty minutes.
Natalie: In a 60-minute game.
Casey: That’s crazy.
Natalie: Not as crazy as Dana coming back from dinner without her panties.
Casey: What?
Natalie: Hmm?
Casey: What’d you say?
Natalie: When?
Casey: Just then.
Natalie: Nothing.
Casey: Dana came back from dinner without her panties?
Natalie: No.
Casey: Why’d you say she did?
Natalie: It’s just an expression.
Casey: You said it’s not as crazy as Dana coming back from dinner without her panties.
Natalie: Well, technically it’s not, Casey.
-Sports Night 2x04 “Louise Revisited”
Natalie: Is there a number?
Casey: What?
Natalie: Is there a set number of women?
Casey: I don’t know.
Natalie: ‘Cause if there’s a set number of women, maybe you can just get them out of the way, bing bam boom.
Casey: Bing bam boom?
Natalie: That was me getting women out of the way really fast.
-Sports Night 2x02 “When Something Wicked This Way Comes”
Natalie: Fellas, I’ve got some bad news.
Casey: There’s no bad news tonight, Natalie. When the show comes down, Danny and I are hopping a limo, heading down the Garden State Parkway and getting off at the exit clearly marked… “The Zone.”
Natalie: That’s great, Casey, but all those things you just said?
Casey: Yeah?
Natalie: Not gonna happen.
Casey: Show her the card thing.
Dan: Paul and Peter are trapped at an airport.
Natalie: It’s snowing in Pittsburgh. You’ve gotta stay and do the west coast update. Look, I know you guys had your hearts set on going to Atlantic City, and this isn’t the first time that this has happened, but…
Dan: Natalie.
Natalie: Yeah?
Dan: It’s no problem.
Natalie: It’s no problem?
Casey: it’s no problem.
Natalie: You’re kidding!
Casey: Life’s like that sometimes, Natalie.
Dan: We can’t control the weather.
Casey: So you shouldn’t worry about it.
Dan: We all work for the same network.
Casey: We’re happy to help out.
Natalie: I have to say, I’m really impressed with the maturity you two are exhibiting right now.
Dan: Part of the job!
Natalie: Have a good show!
Dan: It BITES.
Casey: It bites HARD.
-Sports Night 1x10 “Shoe Money Tonight”
