Top 50 Favorite Television Characters of all time (in alphabetical order)
22| Joey Tribbiani, Friends
“Hey, I’m not interested in her sweater! It’s what’s underneath her sweater that counts.”
Ross: Mom, Dad? You remember that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana?
Jack & Judy: [glare at Chandler; simultaneously] Yes.
Ross: Well, I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot but… it was me. I’m sorry.
Judy: It was you?
Monica: And dad? You know that mailman you got fired? He didn’t steal your Playboys! Ross did!
Ross: Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing, Monica did!
Monica: ROSS HASN’T WORKED AT THE MUSEUM FOR A YEAR!
Ross: MONICA AND CHANDLER ARE LIVING TOGETHER!
Monica: ROSS MARRIED RACHEL IN VEGAS AND GOT DIVORCED. AGAIN.
Phoebe: I LOVE JACQUES COUSTEAU.
Rachel: I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle!
Joey: I wanna gooooooo!
Judy: That’s a lot of information to get in 30 seconds. All right. Joey, if you want to leave, just leave. Rachel? No you weren’t supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, I’m sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead.
-Friends 6x09 “The One Where Ross Got High”