
Tony: Stillwater High School!
McGee: That supposed to mean something to us?
Tony: STILLWATER. High school. In all the time you two spend staring at computer screens, you’ve never once peeked in the man’s file? Come on!
Abby: Whose file?
Tony: Stillwater is a small town in Pennsylvania. Coal country. Primarily known for the mine… but only slightly less well-known as the birthplace of one Leroy Jethro Gibbs!
-NCIS 6x04 “Heartland”

Tony: So many questions. My mind is spinning with questions. I mean, have you ever thought about it? He actually came from somewhere. He didn’t just appear, you know. He didn’t just start Gibbs. He was a boy. And then he grew.
Ziva: I thought he was molded from clay; had life breathed into him by a group of mystics.
McGee: That’s funny, I thought he fell to Earth in a capsule after his home planet exploded.
Ziva: No, he burst forth full-grown from the mind of Zeus.
McGee: Nice.
Tony: He is the avatar of Vishnu. He was sent to be the left hand of Yahweh. He was grown in a cabbage patch. I’m trying to pose a serious metaphysical question here. You want to be clever? I can be clever.
-NCIS 6x04 “Heartland”