Jeremy: Part of what you said is true.
Dan: Really?
Jeremy: I have to stand firm, not to establish an upper hand but to establish equality.
Dan: Exactly.
Jeremy: We’ll have an argument and she will take a position that absolutely defies logic. Now, I have a pretty good respect for logic. But then all she has to do is put on one of my shirts.
Dan: The shirt.
Jeremy: She’ll grab a white dress shirt from my closet.
Dan: You’re cooked.
Jeremy: It’s over.
Dan: That’s it!
Jeremy: Like bishop to queen’s rook 7.
Dan: Keep going.
Jeremy: My chess team was playing Lakeland. I start my match king’s pawn 3, king’s pawn 3. Bam, bam bam. All of a sudden the guy moves bishop to queen’s rook 7. I lost 32 moves later, but I was never even in it.
Dan: Right. And that relates to Natalie wearing your shirt how?
Jeremy: I have to stand firm. Thank you.
Dan: Right.
-Sports Night 1x10 “Shoe Money Tonight”
Jeremy: Natalie.
Natalie: Hello.
Jeremy: Just the woman I’m looking for.
Natalie: Coming out of the mouth of anyone but the guy I just broke up with, that’d make my day.
Jeremy: I broke up with you, but that seems neither here nor there. Can I talk to you a second?
Natalie: Yeah, I broke up with you there, Mr. “Obviously has a short-term memory loss with a myriad of other problems, which I won’t even go into, but thinks that he broke up with me because of the short-term memory loss, which is so obvious.”
Jeremy: No need to be so formal. I’ve seen you naked. Call me Jeremy.
-Sports Night 2x17 “Draft Day Part I”
