Jeremy: Part of what you said is true.
Dan: Really?
Jeremy: I have to stand firm, not to establish an upper hand but to establish equality.
Dan: Exactly.
Jeremy: We’ll have an argument and she will take a position that absolutely defies logic. Now, I have a pretty good respect for logic. But then all she has to do is put on one of my shirts.
Dan: The shirt.
Jeremy: She’ll grab a white dress shirt from my closet.
Dan: You’re cooked.
Jeremy: It’s over.
Dan: That’s it!
Jeremy: Like bishop to queen’s rook 7.
Dan: Keep going.
Jeremy: My chess team was playing Lakeland. I start my match king’s pawn 3, king’s pawn 3. Bam, bam bam. All of a sudden the guy moves bishop to queen’s rook 7. I lost 32 moves later, but I was never even in it.
Dan: Right. And that relates to Natalie wearing your shirt how?
Jeremy: I have to stand firm. Thank you.
Dan: Right.
-Sports Night 1x10 “Shoe Money Tonight”
Natalie: Fellas, I’ve got some bad news.
Casey: There’s no bad news tonight, Natalie. When the show comes down, Danny and I are hopping a limo, heading down the Garden State Parkway and getting off at the exit clearly marked… “The Zone.”
Natalie: That’s great, Casey, but all those things you just said?
Casey: Yeah?
Natalie: Not gonna happen.
Casey: Show her the card thing.
Dan: Paul and Peter are trapped at an airport.
Natalie: It’s snowing in Pittsburgh. You’ve gotta stay and do the west coast update. Look, I know you guys had your hearts set on going to Atlantic City, and this isn’t the first time that this has happened, but…
Dan: Natalie.
Natalie: Yeah?
Dan: It’s no problem.
Natalie: It’s no problem?
Casey: it’s no problem.
Natalie: You’re kidding!
Casey: Life’s like that sometimes, Natalie.
Dan: We can’t control the weather.
Casey: So you shouldn’t worry about it.
Dan: We all work for the same network.
Casey: We’re happy to help out.
Natalie: I have to say, I’m really impressed with the maturity you two are exhibiting right now.
Dan: Part of the job!
Natalie: Have a good show!
Dan: It BITES.
Casey: It bites HARD.
-Sports Night 1x10 “Shoe Money Tonight”
