Jeremy: Just the woman I’m looking for.
Natalie: Coming out of the mouth of anyone but the guy I just broke up with, that’d make my day.
Jeremy: I broke up with you, but that seems neither here nor there. Can I talk to you a second?
Natalie: Yeah, I broke up with you there, Mr. “Obviously has a short-term memory loss with a myriad of other problems, which I won’t even go into, but thinks that he broke up with me because of the short-term memory loss, which is so obvious.”
Jeremy: No need to be so formal. I’ve seen you naked. Call me Jeremy.
-Sports Night 2x17 “Draft Day Part I”