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24. Psychology scholar. Nerd. Transplanted Bostonian. Red Sox fanatic. Writer. Aspiring guidance counselor. Karaoke nut. Amateur cake decorator. Easily amused. Chocolate addict. A spender and a saver at the same time. Queen of useless information. Quotes TV, movies, and comedians incessantly. Loves that's what she said jokes. Hopeless romantic. Kid at heart. Perfectionist.

smuggled a koala on a submarine

himym meme | nine recurring gags
marshall’s fish jokes

“Cause I’m Sparkles, Bitch!”  

Please let me know when someone screencaps that MacLaren’s menu.  

…and you know that when I say that, I’m not lying.

Who was Robin Sparkles singing about with those angry, obsessive lyrics?

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#STILL THE BEST JOKE ON HIMYM EVER