Hello, beautiful eyes. Mind if I party with you?

24. Psychology scholar. Nerd. Transplanted Bostonian. Red Sox fanatic. Writer. Aspiring guidance counselor. Karaoke nut. Amateur cake decorator. Easily amused. Chocolate addict. A spender and a saver at the same time. Queen of useless information. Quotes TV, movies, and comedians incessantly. Loves that's what she said jokes. Hopeless romantic. Kid at heart. Perfectionist.

smuggled a koala on a submarine

My Favorite SNL Hosts & Sketches In Which They Appear in no particular order- (requested by sailaroundtheworld)
2 | Dane Cook
Hosted: December 3, 2005/September 30, 2006
Favorite Sketches: Target Lady, Cubicle Fight, Poland Spring Water, Drama Club Morning Announcements

fuckyeahdanecook:

“A colon f six!”

My Top 20 Favorite Guys of 2010 (in alphabetical order): 3 | Dane Cook
Best Known For: Stand up comedy, movies like Good Luck Chuck, My Best Friend’s Girl

I’m on the Dane Train. I know a lot of people find him overrated/annoying, but I think Dane is one of the most hysterical comedians out there. I love his physical style of comedy, and how he can take something so everyday and mundane like a car alarm and make it hysterical. I’ve seen him twice live, and it still isn’t enough. SU-FI!

johnkrasinski:

(via fuckyeahjohnkrasinski)

Two of my favorite people in the same picture! It has too much awesome, I can’t handle it!