Tom: Dude, what the hell kind of art is this? It looks like a lizard puking up skittles!
-Parks and Recreation 2x09 “The Camel”
Tom: Tommy Fresh was my dream! And now no one’s gonna smell it but me.
Ben: I can smell your dreams, Tom. I can. And I can smell ‘em from here.
Ben: And honestly? They smell fucking terrible. But I like Tom.
-Parks and Recreation 3x06 “Indianapolis”