Amy: You know, Adam likes to drive barefoot. And he’s from Santa Cruz, so he’s a lot less tightly wound, I think, than Ben is.
Adam: Bro, listen…If you’re wearing flip flops and you’re driving a car, it’s unsafe to keep the flip flops on, right?
Amy: No…(audience claps) Okay, okay. But why do you think it’s okay to drive barefoot?
Adam: How do you think people drove before there were shoes?

Jessica’s Top 20 Awesome Gentlemen of 2011 (in Alphabetical Order) | Adam Scott
Known For: Playing Ben Wyatt on Parks and Recreation
If I didn’t start this off by saying, OH MY GOD YOU’RE TERRIBLE FACE-WISE, I feel like I’d be doing Adam Scott a great disservice. I’m so glad I started Parks this year because, let’s face it, I’m crushin’ on Adam Scott like the rest of tumblr. So, yes, more of the human disaster in 2012, and let’s hope he only gets more terrible face-wise.

Tom: Tommy Fresh was my dream! And now no one’s gonna smell it but me.
Ben: I can smell your dreams, Tom. I can. And I can smell ‘em from here.
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Ben: And honestly? They smell fucking terrible. But I like Tom.
-Parks and Recreation 3x06 “Indianapolis”