Hello, beautiful eyes. Mind if I party with you?

24. Psychology scholar. Nerd. Transplanted Bostonian. Red Sox fanatic. Writer. Aspiring guidance counselor. Karaoke nut. Amateur cake decorator. Easily amused. Chocolate addict. A spender and a saver at the same time. Queen of useless information. Quotes TV, movies, and comedians incessantly. Loves that's what she said jokes. Hopeless romantic. Kid at heart. Perfectionist.

smuggled a koala on a submarine

fuckyeahdanecook:

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