Leslie: My boyfriend is a lawyer, and he’s smart, and he’s interesting, and there’s a lot of things about him I like - but he acted like a real jerk today. I don’t know, there’s something about the way he… treats people, or something?
Ron: He’s a tourist. He vacations in people’s lives, takes pictures, puts them in his scrapbook, and moves on. All he’s interested in are stories.
Ron: Basically, Leslie, he’s selfish. And you’re not, and that’s why you don’t like him.
-Parks and Recreation 2x16 “Galentine’s Day”