Hello, beautiful eyes. Mind if I party with you?

No one looks stupid when they're having fun.

24. Psychology scholar. Nerd. Transplanted Bostonian. Red Sox fanatic. Writer. Aspiring guidance counselor. Karaoke nut. Amateur cake decorator. Easily amused. Chocolate addict. A spender and a saver at the same time. Queen of useless information. Quotes TV, movies, and comedians incessantly. Loves that's what she said jokes. Hopeless romantic. Kid at heart. Perfectionist.

smuggled a koala on a submarine

About Me

♥ about jessica
24. College graduate. Transplanted Bostonian. Crazy cat lady. Red Sox fanatic. Writer. Aspiring guidance counselor. Karaoke nut. Amateur cake decorator. Queen of useless information. Quotes TV, movies, and comedians incessantly. Loves that’s what she said jokes. Hopeless romantic. Kid at heart. Perfectionist. Would be a writer for a TV show if it were at all plausible.