When I come back from an unplanned tumblr hiatus, and everyone changes their icons and usernames, I feel sad because I don’t remember who they are.  


"I would rather be snubbed for playing Ron Swanson than win a trophy for being on any other show. Because the trophy is meaningless. I consider us Guinness and most of the mainstream comedies Budweiser. They’ll give you a buzz, but it’s not nearly as delicious as our pint."  - Nick Offerman (x)


"The longer I procrastinate on returning phone calls and emails, the more guilty I feel about it. The guilt I feel causes me to avoid the issue further, which only leads to more guilt and more procrastination. It gets to the point where I don’t email someone for fear of reminding them that they emailed me and thus giving them a reason to be disappointed in me."  -

Hyperbole and a Half, “This is Why I’ll Never be an Adult” (via styckywycket)

    (via wednesday-d)

Yeah, your parents beg for you to explain it to them so they can understand; you try, and they go STOP LYING AND MAKING EXCUSES.

(via misandrwitch)



The Mother


Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division


scoutacris:

ace attorney is hilarious because before playing it you’re like “wth how can a game about LAWYERS be fun??” and after playing it you’re like

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latenightjimmy:

Thank You Notes: September 27, 2013

ICYMI: There’s a lot to be thankful for this week.