LOL it’s only been like a year since I got on Tumblr… 

When I come back from an unplanned tumblr hiatus, and everyone changes their icons and usernames, I feel sad because I don’t remember who they are.  

"I would rather be snubbed for playing Ron Swanson than win a trophy for being on any other show. Because the trophy is meaningless. I consider us Guinness and most of the mainstream comedies Budweiser. They’ll give you a buzz, but it’s not nearly as delicious as our pint."  - Nick Offerman (x)

"The longer I procrastinate on returning phone calls and emails, the more guilty I feel about it. The guilt I feel causes me to avoid the issue further, which only leads to more guilt and more procrastination. It gets to the point where I don’t email someone for fear of reminding them that they emailed me and thus giving them a reason to be disappointed in me."  -

Hyperbole and a Half, “This is Why I’ll Never be an Adult” (via styckywycket)

    (via wednesday-d)

Yeah, your parents beg for you to explain it to them so they can understand; you try, and they go STOP LYING AND MAKING EXCUSES.

(via misandrwitch)

The Mother

Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division


ace attorney is hilarious because before playing it you’re like “wth how can a game about LAWYERS be fun??” and after playing it you’re like